im going on a diet!

so thizzabella told me about this diet that actually works. you lose TEN pounds in just 4 days..soooo ya im gonna fucking do it. even though its just losing water weight and shit and i could gain it back in like a week, im still gonna do it and try my hardest to keep the weight off. because right now im DESPERATE. im SO FUCKING HUGE its sickens me..and i dont have the guts/will power to be bulemic/anorexic.

im gonna let you in on a fucking nasty secret.
i weight 135 pounds.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
im pretty sure i weighed 125 in september.

i sicken myself. im a lazy piece of shit and this diet is gonna change my life. lol. hopefully? im gonna start it next week. and the rest of this week im gonna hit up the eliptical everyday for half an hour and go on a half hour walk at night before i go to sleep.

just not tonight.
lol...so ya.
good luck to meeee.

oh and heres the diet plan thing..its called the stewardess diet..

TWA STEWARDESS DIET

20# in 4 Days
This diet works on chemical breakdown and is proven. Do Not Vary. Do not substitute any of the foods.

FOOD LISTCALORIES
2 steaks, (each)300
1 pork chop308
1 ground beef patty, 3 oz.165
1 Chicken, skinless140
4 eggs, (each, medium size) 55
2 small apples, (each) 31
1 6 ox. can applesauce 75
(unsweetened)
1 6 oz can prune juice160
1 6 oz. can pineapple juice 90
(unsweetened)
2 6 oz. cans tomato juice 30
1 can stewed tomatoes 60
3 cans green beans 25
3 grapefruits(per half) 60
2 tomatoes, (each) 20
1 squash 25
4 stalks celery (each) 5
1 cauliflower apprx. 25
1 head lettuce 40

DIRECTIONS

BREAKFAST – All 4 Days: ½ Grapefruit, Black Coffee or Tea (no sweetener or creamer)

LUNCH
DAY 1:Broiled steak, lettuce & tomato salad (no dressing), one small apple.
DAY 2:Pork chop, lettuce salad (no dressing), 6 oz. tomato juice.
DAY 3:Hamburger patty, celery & lettuce salad (no dressing), one small apple.
DAY 4:2 hard-boiled eggs, green beans, 6 oz. pineapple juice.

DINNER
DAY 1:2 hard-boiled eggs, green beans, 1 grapefruit.
DAY 2:Cauliflower, squash, green beans, 6 oz. applesauce.
DAY 3:Broiled chicken, stewed tomatoes, 6 oz. prune juice.
DAY 4:Broiled steak, lettuce & tomato salad (no dressing), 6 oz. tomato juice.

Drink a lot of water with this diet.




its honestly not that bad. luckily i like all that food. except lettuce bothers me a little, as does celery. but ill get over it. black coffee makes up for it (yum) :)

FED UP.

alright guys. im fed up with being single. i dont know what is wrong with me...but i cant find any guy that i really really like for who he is and at the same time is good looking. looks certainly arent everything, but they sure help. because if i dont have physical chemistry with someone, i feel awkward around them and thats not a good aspect in a relationship.

so anyway. i need a boyfriend. maybe my problem is that i try to hard to find one...actually no i dont. i think about finding one too much. maybe i just need to let him come to me. but what if it takes forever?! im like the only person in the world who's never fallen in love with someone. it pisses me off. i know im really young...but im sure young love is the best! cuz its stupid and immature. and fun. whatever.

LOL. i quit!!

*HISS!*

so my obsession with vampires is starting to take over my life! LMAO jk. but seriously. i love vampires!! me and eden were thinking about it, and they HAVE to be real. ive been doing a little research...but idk nothing has come up yet...hahahaha.

yeah...
so last night i had a deep realization that smoking is sooper gay. i hate weed. and i hate cigarettes. why i keep smoking both? i dont know. so i quit last night. just weed though. cuz i mean, what if im drunk? im gonna need a ciggy. mwahahaha.

what else.....OH! so christmas is coming up..hopefully my mom gets me the canon eos rebel xs. :) ID BE SO GRATEFUL!!!!!!!!!!! and happy. so i could take hella pix homie.

i finally got my phone back! thank you sweet baby jesus.

i really HATE being single!

thanksgiving was suppppper nummy :)

EDENS CALLING ME!!!!! so she just told me habbo is working. so im getting on...LOL.

OHHH BTW. IM ADDICTED TO THIS INTERNET CHAT ROOM CALLED HABBO HOTEL. EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN IT. go to habbo.com.

ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahah its so nerdy.
k.
um.
idk what else to write. ILY!

Nightmares..

god i had the worst nightmare...

MY BOOBS WERE SMALL!
like that was really my dream. i was standing there with sal and people and i looked down and grabbed my boob and i could fit my hand around the whole thing and i started crying and yelling "YOU GUYS WHERE DID MY BOOBS GO?!!?!?" and like freaking out...it was so real and vivid...it was horrible. then i woke up...hahaa fuuuuck...

well today was super fun. sal took me to school then we went to his grandmothers house and ate cereal. then we went to his cousins and hung out with the magic dragon...my mind was a forest set ablaze....

yesterday was so rad. jackie, mike, this guy named jack and i modeled t-shirts for this company that hired russ to photograph them. it was so much fun, we went to ancel hoffman park and played in the trees :)

altogether it was a really really fun weekend. one mishap though...but im over it sort of because certain people are too uptight, errrbody needs to take a chill pill.

escape to where i need to be..

escape by our last night is one of my all time favorite songs...ever! well, this weekend was so much fun! friday night i got super high and went to caitlin's birthday party with sal...it was bunk...so we left then went and picked up leonon from burger king then went to the church parking lot and chilled..uhhhahahaha. then i went home. then saturday night was jesuit homecoming...SO MUCH FUN! i got hella drunk sippin off my flask in the middle of the dance floor...good shit. then after me, sal, jessica and chase went to jessica e's party and it was really funn! then we went to willie's and me and eden danced a lot. then we went to spencers apartment and drank more beer and watched 8 mile...I LOVE THAT MOVIE. there was an odd array of people at spencers, so we left and went to dennys...and the mystery machine was there! and shaggy and velma were there..it was fucking hilarious. then i got home at like 4 in the morning and passed out.

but yeah...this was a really good weekend. one think went wrong though..hahhahha uhhhh ya....nvm.

i love being drunk! its seriously the best. and i dont drink my feelings away or anything..i just get that perfect amount of drunk where im super happy and nothing can bring me down...except for the following:
- peeing in a bush then cutting my foot on a sprinkler
- being a child molester (LOL)
- watching your best friend barf

thats all i can think of..ahahah but all together it was a really good weekend!
im gonna start drinking more. its great! i mean, its not like i didnt drink a lot before, but now im going to drink more but do less of everything else. because i like being drunk way more than being high or smacked or whateverrrr. i guess this is good!



I LOVE TRAVIS BARKER!

a trip to the mall..

ive decided i really hate the mall...its so annoying...and shitty. but i do love cinnabon. fredericks of hollywood's costumes dont fit right...haha my nipple was hanging out of this corset i tried on...it was stupid...

im sort of pissed at some of the people in my life. all they do is judge me, and make negative comments about what i like. if i like this, there's something wrong with it. if i like him, he's ugly, or nerdy.
its really just unnecessary...i like what i like and if someone is gonna bag on it, id rather not hear it. ignorance is bliss? idk...i know what isnt bliss...being pissed off! so shut up.

ive also been thinking about the high school drop out life. its SO BORING. omg i have nothing to do all day long. i cant wait til i start working at abercrombie again....even though i hate that job. but its going to be something to do i guess. and i signed up for independent studies. i miss rio so much. i miss seeing all my friends everyday, and i miss going to class and having stuff to do.

but once again more of my friends are just bringing me down about it. like haha wow you suck youre a drop out. and im like HEY SICK GUYS, THANKS! THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO AWESOME OMG! I LOVE YOU!

then to top it off...i dont have a boyfriend! which is so ridiculous. and im not even going to talk about it...because ill rant all day. is it really necessary that every guy i actually like doesnt like me (and only wants to fuck around with me)?? and guys that i dont like...are in love with me?! its so ridiculous! and it makes no sense to me. i dont know what im doing wrong..honestly.

anyway, today wasnt that bad of a day.

first entry!

welll i decided to make a new blogger...cuz i forgot the password to my first one!! hahahhhaha omg i just looked at my old one...kelasaurusrex.blogspot.com
frickin from freshman year...siiick dude...welll im gonna write in this more!!

my day was stupid. travis is moving..which sucks...and i saw something after school that really bothered me...ughh i hate ugly girls..

this entry has no meaning...i have nothing to write! im doneee; plus its waay past my bedtime!